What Is Soup?

The following is written in response to Chel Owen’s Terrible Poetry Contest. The challenge asks that we channel our inner Shakespeare and write a terrible sonnet about everybody’s favourite one-pot food, soup.

What Is Soup?

The sorcerer’s mirepoix, the witches roux,
with bone and water forge a mystic blend,
add salt and spice, merely a pinch or two,
elements together, combine, transcend.

Cast iron cauldron yields to fiery kiss,
stir and simmer, cooking slowly in time,
bubbling, boiling, with wisps of steaming bliss,
filling the fragrant air with spells sublime.

Chick’n noodle, chowder, gazpacho on ice,
mullugatawny, bisque and gumbo too,
potatoes, pasta, or a spot of rice,
some so thick they’re more akin to stew.

What is soup? You’ll find you have to conclude,
soup is the liquid version of solid food.1

Citation: Definition of soup taken from the Terrible Poetry Contest blog post for this contest at Chel Owen’s blog, A Wife, My Verse, and Every Little Thing.


Chel Owens, Terrible Poetry Contest.
Challenge: Write a terrible sonnet about soup.
Date: 2022-05-26 | Tags: #terriblepoetrycontest

Photo Credit: Nathan Dumlao via Unsplash.
Copyright 2022 Greg Glazebrook. All Rights Reserved.

5 thoughts on “What Is Soup?

  1. Pingback: WINNER of the Terrible Poetry Contest 6/9/2022

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