Terrible Nursery Rhymes

Terrible Nursery Rhymes

Bought the Farm

Sadie rushed out to the barn,
A whip with her cowgirl charm,
The animals arranged,
An ending deranged,
Now Sadie’s done bought the farm.

Fad Diet

Fat Larry began a fad diet,
With an eye for sweet apple pies,
He followed the plan to the letter,
And promptly when up one size.
Undeterred he continued to eat,
For the losses he’d soon realize,
Until a peek in the mirror did show,
The pie had gone straight to his thighs.


Chel Owens, Terrible Poetry Contest.
Challenge: Write a Terrible Nursery Rhyme (or two!)
Date: 2022-04-14 | Tags: #terriblepoetrycontest

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Copyright 2022 Greg Glazebrook. All Rights Reserved.

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